Paris Hilton is going back to solitary refinement, in the greenest mile of the Los Angeles County Jail, with nothing but this OMG HOT souvenir t-shirt on her back.

Jail is a difficult place for Prisoner # 9818783. A place where "Fire Crotch" is a local correctional wine made with fermented oranges in a sweat sock, and "Tinkerbell", well "Tinkerbell" is whoever the 300lb bull dyke name Laverne wants "Tinkerbell" to be.

Celebrate everyone's favorite jail bird, the Nelson Mandela of LA County's Aristobrats, in fine style!

The authentic Paris Hilton souvenir prison shirt comes in a ton of styles and colors, with a durable hand-cut print on premium brands. And because we know what table service at Hyde and a small-time coke habit costs these days, we are offering $5 off every order:

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